The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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