You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Two words: blizzard sex
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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