So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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