Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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