i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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