After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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