i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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