just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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