i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm always down for nudity.
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