lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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