Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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