He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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