No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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