It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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