when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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