I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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