Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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