Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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