Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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