and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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