Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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