i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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