You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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