is your mom at the bar?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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