They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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