At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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