so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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