Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.