id be glad to
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....