so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.