just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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