a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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