A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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