why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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