I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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