The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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