would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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