i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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