hell yes lets make some ravioli
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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