Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
3pm strippers are depressing
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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