Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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