THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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