AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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