i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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