It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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