Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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