We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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