I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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