Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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