just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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