Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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