Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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