"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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