Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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