Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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