I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Are we still banned from the library?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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